PORTER-ISMS: "I can't go a bed. I peed in my dipah, dat means I need some food, cause I hungwy."Oh, Lainey. You are SOOO bootiful!
Mom, I needa go poddy in a poddy. Huwy fas. (me thinking: yeah right) "Ok, buddy let's go." Of course he has to stand. He is holding himself "aiming" so matter of fact. I giggle to myself. Why all of a sudden will you go near the potty, I think? As a stream of, you guessed it, gets me from the face all the way down to my knee! Guess that shows me!
(Every hour, literally) Come on mom, les go a basketball game. me: There aren't any games today, sorry buddy. Ok, les go a soccah ball game. (same reply) (growl) ah wat about hut-ball (foot ball) game? We'll have to see. (growl) I need a talk a my dad. Caw him wif a phone, please!!!
As I am in the shower "mom ah you in deh?" Yep, I am, but I think I hear your daddy calling you. Hurry and go see what he needs! (please) " 2 minutes pass and one little finger pulls the shower curtain back. "mom, ummmmm I see you penis... and you boodies!!! WOW! Let's just hope he stays oblivious for a while!!!
Mom, I shuah luv ya, somedays!
Mom, todays my bufday, so I'm goin a shucky sheese!!! (everyday)
Can we give Gwayson a Gwampa? He's gwumpy. (If that is the case, I wonder who he wants to give me to?!!)
6 comments:
What an adorable family! Your kids are the cutest little characters! Never a dull moment at your house I am sure... It is hard to believe that the kids are getting as old as they are! What a ride you have had with them and what special people you both are! It was great to talk with you!! We will get together for sure. Take care!
Tiffy - These kids of yours keep me laughing! I LOVE to read and hear about all the funny little things they do!
I love to hear the things that Porter says. When I am reading your blog, I can almost hear his cute little voice saying these adorable funny sayings!
TIFF! When did u start a blog? Your kids are killer cute and your Laney is so pretty. I can't believe how much she's grown! Cute family congrats on the babies. You are so lucky they are doing so well and cute as ever!
OH MY HEAVENS!!! I think that I can read about your little man all day! LOL! Thank you for always sharing his sweet little comments, they totally make my day!
Hi there, I was blog hopping and came across your cute family! I am glad to see you are all doing well. I thought I would leave you a comment so you can check out our blog sometime if you want! well I ope it's ok if I add you as a link so I can see the fun things your up to. lisa
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