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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Ah you fat Daddy?

Well, apparently Porter is taking lessons on being funny from Trey! When we were at Costco the other day, we bought a scale. We have never owned a scale in our married life, so why start? I guess just for the added humor! It sat in Jim's car for a bit, probably because we really didn't want to know what it would say! Finally Jim brought it in and put batteries in and had to test it out!!! All of the kids had been put to bed at this point, but do they ever stay there? NO! Porter came walking down the stairs and was very interested in what was going on. He was quizzing Jim all the way!
"Wha is it? Whas it say Dad? Wha you doin'? Wha is it? Hey Dad, whas it says? Dad, whas it say?" After ignoring him for a minute Jim finally answered "It says DADDY IS FAT"!!! Porter put his hand over his mouth and gasped! "Oh no, dat says you fat Dad! Huwy get off it"! Jim and I started just laughing so hard we were almost in tears. For the next 10 minutes that was ALL Porter could talk about, Daddy being fat! He was so worried. "Dat say you fat Dad? Dat say numbes, say you fat?" We finally get him calmed down from being egged on and get him to bed.

Fast forward to the fallowing morning... I am trying to get the kids ready for school. While Lainey is supposed to be brushing her teeth, she has found better things to do. I finally go up to the bathroom to try get her moving in the right direction. Porter comes from the other way and into the bathroom as well. We see Lainey standing on the scale proudly proclaiming she weighs 60 pounds!!! Porter gets a very worried look on his face and says "Mommy, Lain is on dat fing. Dat says Daddy is fat." I looked down and started laughing. I told him it was ok, Daddy isn't really fat and that the scale just tells us how big we are. "Yeah it says daddy is fat!" He doesn't like that we are laughing, so he turns to Lainey. "Lain huwy, get off dat. Dat says daddy's fat. Dats not nice. Dat wiw hut you fee-wings. Huwy get off!!!"

WOW, I guess if the media doesn't do it to them, we will!!! LOL because I sure did!!!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

8 THINGS ABOUT ME

My cousin Kacee tagged me this week, so here goes my first ever "tag blog"

Here are the Rules:
1) Post rules on your blog
2) Answer the six '8' items
3) Let each person know by leaving them a comment

8 FAVORITE TV SHOWS

1. Desperate Housewives
2. Grey's
3. American Idol
4. House
5. Biggest Loser
6. Bachelor
7. ER
8. Monk

8 THINGS I DID YESTERDAY

1. Got Trey to ride the bus to school even though he was screaming! :)
2. Got Lainey and friend Raygan to cheer camp 7 minutes early!
3. Took a shower
4. Took Grayson to the doctor
5. Took my husband lunch @ work
6. Stayed sane because I had 2 Diet Cokes!
7. Studied for my CNA test
8. Only yelled once!

8 THINGS I LOOK FORWARD TO

1. MOVING!!! someday...
2. My quiet time. Nap time and bed time.
3. Mornings with Porter when L and T are at school and Grayson is sleeping
4. March 7th-Basketball is OVER!
5. April 15th=Spring Break in Alabama
6. My car being clean
7. Trey walking independantly
8. Girls dates!

8 FAVORITE RESTAURANTS

1. Tepanyaki
2. PF Changs
3. Kneaders
4. Pei Wei
5. Zupas
6. Café Rio
7. Olive Garden

8 THINGS ON MY WISH-LIST

1. A new house
2. Organization
3. A whole 2 weeks with NO Doctor appointments
4. A coke fountain in my house!!!
5. A new house for Saidee
6. A whole night of uninterrupted sleep
7. To have a room big enough I can use my new bed!
8. A cleaning lady

8 PEOPLE I TAG

1. Heather Mc
2. Lori
3. Paige
4. Mo
5. Heather Harper
6. Jen
7. Mandy
8. Sommer

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Out of the mouth of {TREY}

Well my sister-in-law, Heather said it best "you could write a book about the things Trey says and it would be a best-seller"!!! Trey is constantly saying things that are so hilarious and way above his level (we think)!!!

Well this week has been no exception! I was watching The Bachelor (yes I am a sucker) TIVO-ed. Trey got out of bed and was just not going to sleep. I finally decided I would hold him and put bed time off a while. Most of the time he was playing with my hair or tracing my face with his finger! Well all of the sudden he says..."Mom we ah having ah awone time, huh"? I looked at him and just started laughing. He chimed in "and should a kiss happen natwa-wy, den dat is gweat"! OH, MY, GOODNESS!!! He was paying a lot more attention to the show than I thought! We had a good laugh and I sort of forgot the conversation until the next morning...

I was getting Lainey ready for school, in a hurry and pretty much none of my attention was going to the boys. OOPS! So after Trey had been trying to get me to hold him for about 10 minutes he crawled into the kitchen and started being SO spunky! He was huffing and puffing and doing Kung Fu on my legs (that is nothing new, thanks DREAM WORKS!). He finally yells at me "I am sick and ty-ed of fighting foah my awone time. Why do you NEVAH pay attention to me? Dis is just we-dick-u-ous"! Well, needless to say the boy knows how to get what he wants! As soon as I picked him up the spunk somehow flew from his body! He put his head on my shoulder and told me he loved me. Then kissed my cheek and said "dats aw you ah gettin'!!! I LOVE that Trey keeps things real! I guess I will have to wait for my shows until the kids are fast asleep!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

GREAT FRIENDS!!!

These are 3 of my best friends from high school! We were able to get together and go to lunch over the Christmas break and it was so much fun! Mo, (top left) has 3 kids including a set of twin girls. Sonnet (bottom left) is a single third grade teacher in American Fork. Salli (bottom right) is Jim's younger sister! She has 4 kids all 2 and under including a set of twin girls! As many of you might understand, this was a thrilling break for all of us! We laughed very hard and had a blast! To make things even crazier, Salli and Mo are also sister-in-laws! They married brothers! I guess we all liked each other enough we had to be family! We don't get to do these things very often, so I appreciate it even more. I can't believe that we have been graduated for almost 10 years!!! Time sure does fly!

Jim and his other sister, Kim were kind enough to keep ALL ELEVEN of the kids! CRAZY!!! I sure am grateful for great friends (who happen to be family)!!! As all girls will understand, there have definitely been times of fighting and not talking, but lucky for us, we are all growing up now!!!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

BUBBLEGUM WATERMELON

(pictures coming soon...)

So yesterday was Trey's big surgery! He got his tonsils and adenoids out. Normally this is an outpatient surgery but... does the McEvoy family ever do anything "normally"??? NO, not in the least bit. So, here we sit in the hospital at least overnight and we will see how that goes and then keep planning if the need is there!:)

When we went back to the pre-op room before surgery, the anesthesiologist wanted to give Trey some medicine to help him be relaxed and forget the traumatic happenings of being put to sleep. The nurse came in with the oral medication and asked "OK buddy, can you tell me your first and last name"? Trey didn't answer but was sitting there smiling. She waited for a minute and then asked "Is it Trey"? Very quickly Trey replied, "No, my name is bubbagum wata mewon and I know dat medicin is foah Twey Mac-a-voy"!!! What in the world? All he knew is he didn't want to take the yucky stuff she was trying to give! I guess changing your name works, right?!!? I guess I should be grateful that he didn't say it was Sparkles or Lipstick like he usually does!!! When we got to his room the story had already been passed along. The nurse made sure to tell me they wouldn't ask him his name!

Trey had a very rough day and doesn't feel well at all. He was having some issues keeping his oxygen levels where they should be, but is finally starting to get a little bit better this morning. He felt so yucky right after surgery and was mad at everyone, so he managed to muster up the energy to tell the nurse and anesthesiologist that he "hated" them! I told them not to take it personally! I am just glad he can talk!!! This guy WILL catch a break one day... I am sure of it. He won't let me leave his side and I am eating up every minute of him letting me cuddle and hold him. He has been EXTRA sweet to me! He tries to eat ice cream but can't seem to get it past the tip of his tongue.

Lainey and Jim came last night and Lainey was excited to be back visiting the hospital. She asked Jim "Remember when we used to come here EVERY day?" Jim said yes and he was glad that was over. Lainey replied "well, I love it because we ALWAYS got FREE cookies and drinks"! Well, Trey's nurse made sure to hook her up! I am not sure why, but now both kids are hooked on the "FREE" thing...I LOVE that they have no clue!

Thanks to Grandma Jill, Bishop Welch, the Collinsworth's and aunt Kimmi for helping during yet another McEvoy hospital adventure!!!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

GRAYSON HAD ENOUGH BY 11, BUT THINGS WERE SO CHAOTIC THAT HE COULDN'T SLEEP. POOR DUDE!

WE RANG IN THE NEW YEAR WITH FRIENDS AND HAD A FUN NIGHT!!! THE KIDS LOVED THE SPARKLING CIDER AND SPECIAL GLASSES. PORTER WENT FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES "TOASTING" EVERYONE. WE HAD TO LET HIM BARELY TOUCH OUR GLASS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF SOFT!!! HE WOULD TOAST AND SAY "HAPPY NEW YEAHS" WITH A HUGE GRIN! FUNNY BOY.

THE BIG HIT OF THE PARTY WAS DEFINITELY THE NEW KARAOKE MACHINE WE GOT THIS YEAR!!! WE ALL SANG OUR GUTS OUT FOR HOURS.

PORTER DIDN'T THINK HE GOT ENOUGH TURNS WITH THE MIC, SO HE GAVE ME SOME PRETTY GOOD CRUSTYS!

I THINK PORTER THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE MIC!

TREY SANG JINGLE BELLS FOR EVERY TURN HE HAD. SO CUTE!

HERE WE ALL ARE IN OUR FIRST PICTURE OF 2009! I THINK IT WAS ALMOST 1AM BY THIS TIME, SO I FIND IT AMAZING WE WERE ALL IN THIS GOOD OF A MOOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE 2009 IS ALREADY HERE. I HOPE THAT I CAN BE A BETTER MOM AND WIFE, AND GET IN SHAPE THIS YEAR!!!